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Last Updated: 28.06.2025 05:07

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Nuts and Butts

Japan's 10,000-Year-Old Underwater 'Pyramid' Is Still One of the World’s Biggest Unsolved Mysteries—No One Knows Who Built It - The Daily Galaxy

No go.

Minds and Behinds

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Why do men think I’m easy just by looking at me?

Freaks and Cheeks

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

No way

How is AI prompt engineering transforming the development of multimodal AI applications?

No, not a chance

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Your gut doesn’t need probiotic supplements, here’s what nutritionist recommends instead - financialexpress.com

Loons and Moons

Hysterias & Posteriors

Everyone loved it.

Box Office: ‘Lilo & Stitch’ Flies to $610 Million Globally, ‘Mission: Impossible 8’ and ‘Sinners’ Hit $350 Million Milestone - Variety

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Another attempt resulted in ...

So they tried

Steelers sign Aaron Rodgers, pending a physical - NBC Sports

They put up a sign reading

Unacceptable again!

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Trump is forcing this dirty, costly coal plant to stay open - The Washington Post

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Thumbs down again.

Bitcoin in ‘make or break’ zone – Trump Media hints at what’s next - AMBCrypto

Then came..

So, the docs changed it to read

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

At Chicago baseball stadium, Pope Leo makes his first pitch to America - The Washington Post

Catatonics & High Colonics

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Just Forget it!

How many boxes 600 x 400 x 200 go into a 20ft container?

Still no good

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Will Canadians still buy American products?

Next, they tried...

share office space ...

Still no good.

Vanderbilt Baseball Eliminated by Wright State, 1st No. 1 Seed to Miss Regional Final - Bleacher Report